Dear Emo Mack 2.0,

22May08

I just wanted to tell you something.

YOU ARE WACK.

I know you are trying to be down, but shit. You’re wack. You are coming off like a judgmental motherfucker. You reap the benefits of folks who you just so happen to know and barely contribute anything inspiring to the conversation.

Man didn’t your mama teach you that if you didn’t have anything decent to say just shut the fuck up?

I remember I was complaining about you to a mutual friend and she said I was being harsh. I was being mean. I should cut you some slack. So I stopped committing acts of verbal diarrhea in your presence.

But then…you shot yourself in the foot. Your wackness went public. And said mutual friend plus her best friend don’t find you favorable. Why? Because…

YOU ARE WACK.

Don’t ignore someone one moment, then try to holler at them undercover.

THAT IS WACK.

Don’t pawn off someone who wasn’t yours to a friend because you feel sorry for them.

THAT IS WACK.

Don’t act condescending to folks when you haven’t even earned your keep.

THAT IS MOST WACK.

Man…

oh

Man…

And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

L

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